shmegeh:

I found this card at the pharmacy today and it was good.

finding things is fun.

feel better my darling.

jwoodall1986:

I was watching old Whose Line on YouTube and had to screencap this.

From Season 8, Episode 6.

sierrawrmarie:

cindersatmidnight:

I now pronounce you husband and wife..RELEASE THE KRAKEN

I’ve always wanted to release the Kraken at my wedding :’)

No not Karen no

lovethroughthedarkdays:

lyzzystardust:

karkat-van-buren:

razzledazzy:

zarggg:

We only have one month until the petition closes, and there are only about 1700 signatures on it!

Go sign!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS WOULD BENEFIT THE AMERICANS ON TUMBLR. THEY COULD ACTUALLY SEE THEIR FRIENDS THAT LIVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY. THIS PLACE IS TOO GODDAMN BIG TO NOT HAVE A SYSTEM LIKE THIS.

AMERICA’S TRAINS ARE DECADES BEHIND OTHER COUNTRIES’ RAILWAY TECHNOLOGY. IT’S AN EMBARRASSMENT AND WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIX IT WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

Signal boosting for my American followers!

YES PLEASE

THIS COULD POTENTIALLY BE AWESOME

astudyinbowties:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

here’s a song i wrote about being in love with your best friend (no homo)

update: i’ve added a download link because some people have asked 

(x)

HOLY SHIT THIS WAS WRITTEN FOR ME

KRISIIII ITS BACK ON MAH DASHHHH.

hashtag

friendship.

themindislimitless:

Of Monsters and Men | King and Lionheart

embrace it.